OK.. the day wasn't a complete waste... I finally got my hands on 2.. yep.. count em.. 2 Tickle me freakin Elmo's.. Seems like.. walmart.com is selling 4000 a day through Friday or something.. but I finally got 2.. and for retail price..
:::and now a few words from our sponsors:::
This is for all you people who think it is good and fair and right.. to snatch up all the hot toys for the season and put the for sale on EBay at rip off prices.. may you have 10,000,000,000 fleas infest every area of your body that you cannot get to without looking like a pervert walking down Main Street. I am sure it affords YOU the opportunity to get a few extra bucks to shell out for your own kids or yourself to have a crack filled Christmas. I am also quite sure it teaches your kids the true meaning of the Spirit of Christmas.. that is is better to snatch the dreams and the cash out of other people's Christmas so that yours may be better spent.. I patiently waited and waited.. and was rewarded with 2 Elmo's.. at RETAIL price.. I hope and pray that your EBay sales fall flat and that you are stuck holding the bag for a few dozen Elmo's. It would serve you right.
:::back to our regularly scheduled programming::::
They should be here in plently of time to wrap them up and be able to see the smiles and hear the giggles coming from the loveable toddlers in my life.. life IS good isn't it?