Friday, February 09, 2007

Stupid Driving Tricks...

OK.. I'll let ya'll in on what must be a little known secret.. When approaching a toll booth plaza.. either put down the cell phone.. slow down.. or freakin pay attention... otherwise... this happens...



And then... you fly through the gate.. creating this...



And then... you come to a stop.. a ways away.. like this...



And then.. you are extracted with skilled precision by some really cool people.. who probably had better things to do with their day than peel out dimshits from squished cars...



I must say.. I am glad i am surrounded by concrete.. and yes.. there was a person in that booth at the time.. and God love him.. he had the presence of mind to grab a fire extinguisher and go try and help the woman... Me.. on the other hand.. probably would have been reduced to a quivering mass of fear on the floor of terminal A..... 3 miles away...

And make note.. there are only 3 tires left on this car.. I can't figure out where the 4th one went...

1 comment:

Gina said...

She is very lucky that she was the only one injured in all that. Dimshit is right, but a lucky dimshit.