Just cause I thought this was hysterical last night... To preface.. I have a urinary tract infection.. yeah That's the TMI part... I have never had one before.. So.. I happened to think my hoo hoo was betraying me... but.. I tried the cranberry juice.. no good.. I tried Azo. ... (CVS's version anyway) to no avail.. finally called the doctor and begged her to call in a script.. I figured I could pay for the office visit.. or the script.. whichever came first... she finally did... ok..
Also.. you have to know that Blondie's granddaughter.. was having a chat with her Dad while bathing one night. She's 5. He was telling her she's growing up and her body is gonna change.. blah blah.. right? So.. Princess looks him dead in the eye.. giggles and says, "Yeah Daddy.. I am gonna grow FUR!!"
Fast forward to me picking up the prescription from Kr*ger... I get home with the magic bag o pills that will change my life.. and.. what to my wondering eyes should appear... but the generic name...my friends... the first word of the name?
Nitrofur....
Yes.... my hoo hoo is now nitro powered...
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3 comments:
BWAHAHAHA!
Ummm, sorry. Hope you feel better soon.
Lucy wants to know if your hoo hoo glows in the dark?
Hey, she asked, not me.
Or does it lead to explosive........uhhh, nevermind
Dang.. I thought that was a night light....
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